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Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow
- Comedian / Writer. Pay me to do things for you? I host @hamletcomedy, 1/4 of @comedywtd and founded INDIE AMNESTY. Fringe show 5.45pm at Southsider, 6th - 17th!
- London
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- Joined Jul 2010
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Getting knocked back by a man who has ‘Londinium’ as his location. Something to tick off the bucket list twitter.com/charliebubbles…
Charlie Bubbles @CharlieBubbles3 • • In reply to… • #
@MissAHaddow Your laugh is not good. Going off you 'romantically' 🧐
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Wrote this pretty personal piece ahead of my Fringe run, have a read if you like xxx
alexandrahaddow.medium.com/im-a-little-ed…
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Roses are pink
So is Iain Duncan-Smith
All Tories fuck
Like the clit is a myth twitter.com/Ottojizzmark/s…
Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark • • #
Write a Valentine's Day poem for Conservatives in four lines or less.
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I wonder if Nadine Dorries can claim expenses for decorating her new home in Boris Johnson’s arse
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Working at a paper today and just been introduced to Dom the Sub, I said 'Which one is it mate?'
Silence.
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Checks out, before a female 007 hardly any men were doing crime twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
BBC Politics @BBCPolitics • • #
"Every male character or good role model must have a female replacement... and it's not just James Bond"
Tory MP Nick Fletcher says men are left with the Krays and Tommy Shelby and asks "is it any wonder we are seeing so many young men committing crime?"
bbc.in/3cL8ve6
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Wonder how many times this has been sent round Feeld (extremely good and interesting piece by @WhoresofYore)
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Still got it a year on twitter.com/MissAHaddow/st…
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Going slutty for Halloween is authentic because men are afraid of women with sexual agency. In this essay I will
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Promoter: ‘can you send over your bio for the gig?’
Me: ‘Alex loves seafood, going to the cinema alone, vintage shopping, and has an ass that doesn’t quit’
Promoter: ‘...about your comedy’
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It’s that time again lads! I’m looking for work, recently wrote some ads for Bumble, did some cool social media stuff for big brands, wrote a column for NME, quite good at making stuff funny. If you need a writer / copywriter / comedian / general fun stuff let me know!
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I think the thing I’m most looking forward to on freedom day is not having every round I’ve bought being emailed to me. Please make this illegal. Rounds should have as little evidence as possible that they ever existed
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important to use this opportunity to retell the story of my ex who once got hit by a car whilst pretending to be in a car at a McDonalds Drive-Thru
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So glad gig photos are back just as we delve back into lockdown 🙃
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Going slutty for Halloween is authentic because men are afraid of women with sexual agency. In this essay I will
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Storm Alex is my ex’s favourite position
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Best mate lost her mask at a gig tonight so wore her own knickers on her face with the leg holes hooked over her ears and said ‘well it’s always nice to sense what men must experience’ as we got on the tube
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Maname an address? Ahdunno hang on let me try and rembersssiitttt, London? You’re mabestmate twitter.com/Steven_Swinfor…
Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford • • #
Pubs will reopen from July 4.
They will be asked to collect contact details from customers
Indoors it will be table service only to minimise contact between staff and customers
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I was filming a sketch yesterday in my room, forgot to clear away the props and then for the first time in years an electrician comes round to check our sockets after the power cut last night and he walks into my room to this. He did not believe it was ‘for a sketch’
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My kink is being in bed with the windows open listening to the rain
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Embarrassing name blunder for the Health Secretary this morning but we’ve all done it, I keep calling him A Useless Bag Of Dicks With A Face Like A Big Shiny Sentient Pebble, for example
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Thanks to all the acts, all the organisers, my best pal for judging ‘Shittest Pet’, Alan Shed for being the house band, and the entries for paper anniversary which will be judged shortly, happy first birthday @DHFCcomedy!
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Eating in your back garden: chic, fairylights, decadent, balmy, tipsy, summer, long evenings, wine
Eating in your front garden: tacky, shitfaced, chips, weeing in a Bush, locked out
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Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they watch TV with the big light on