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The personal brain-dump of Garrett Coakley

Hilarious singles ad

When nice people become bitter.

Hi there,

I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disasterous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

Hat tip: victoriac

Update, 4th June 2007: Updated the link as the original has gone awol.