The personal brain-dump of Garrett Coakley

David Hasselhoff (jesus… what a title!)

Leave well alone, if you feel shaving ferrets is life enough; otherwise be—ware, peer beyond the cover hewn from the rock of Olympus itself and forever stain your psyche with an indelible chalky-whiteness.

Looks like someone had waaay too much time on their hands to review this David Hasselhoff Best Of…